Act 1
Heard Matt ticked Ren off... how retarded could he be? Crimeny, what a maggot, wonder if his dog smiles like a donut for him... I hope not, i like Augie. Anyways, the whole situation is slightly amusing now, and in accordance to the bible, i have forgiven him, but i do try to not let mistakes happen twice. Yes, im sorry to say that none of you will have to go through the excruciating agony of being introduced or otherwise exposed to such a person... *grins* Im not gonna pretend that we have no past, we do! And some of it was fun, but alas, people change, perhaps grow happy trail hair, but no, that expectation is too far fetched. Lets see, how bout I talk about something worthy of my attention? Sounds good to me too.
Act 2
Guys, Friday rocked my sox! Well, i wish my toes had been warmer, but it wasnt that bad. I dragged T home with me, yes, i apologize to anyone else who wanted her... shes mine! *waves tentacles threateningly* We were like, hey, lets finally walk to Rens! So we started off. About 1 min from my house, we were like, gosh! its freakin cold out here! But against better judgment, we pressed on. As we wandered towards and then through Creekstone, T mentioned that Miss Swiss Miss or as we shall call, Kiki, lived in the neighborhood. It was like, cool! So we found the back of her house, and being the abnormally lazy type, we jumped up to look over the fence instead of walking another minute or two to the front door... but who knows? a squid could freeze in two minutes! *indignant glance* Her dad saw us looking over... its a good thing he knows t, that could have been awkward. So we climbed over the back fence, and wonders of wonders! Kiki's parents are awesome! They warmed us, and gave us hot cider, and Kiki! So off we went, our ranks having swollen to 3... yes, an admirable number. We were cruising (on foot, but believe me, we have very, very cool feet!) down edison and kiki was like, hey, theres deathangels house! We were cold by the way... and deathangel is fun, so we rang the doorbell, (yeah, we used the front door... *ruefully ironic grin*) and sang, "we wish u a merry christmas" its never too late for christmas songs! deathangels mom was great too! she invited us in and got the sick child. he came in, looking tentative and slightly confused. Yes deathangel, we have invaded your house... Although i had promised to act moderately normal, i tweaked out and began to quote the bunnies... ode to the bunnies man! In the light of the moon!!! Aw, hot dawg! Redrum! Redrum! Wendy, give me the bat! Smile u son of a! Used to hate the water, cant imagine why... Wheeee! Come play with us... I dont wanna go there Mrs. Torez! Ok, ok, snapping out of it... yeah, so deathangels mum fed us chocolate... oh man, when we started out again, we were so EEEEEEEEEEK! it was awesome.. i saw this cat, and just cracked up not cuz it was all dead and stuff, but cuz its paws were in this great position...yeah, kiki probably thinks im a cruel phsyco... prehaps.. just kidding! im sanely normal! It was just funny at the time... still is actually, but thats beside the point. We made it to rens who was pleasantly surprised to see us. We made plans for that night, but thats a whole other act...
Act 3
At t's house... oh man, we had been quoting the bunnies at kiki the whole night, and she hadnt even seen them! so we forced her to watch that and then looked up other videos... if matt did one good thing for me, he alerted me to the presence of this bloody hilarious site called ebaumsworld where we discovered fredryk phox... it was like a light in the dark... or maybe dark in the light, either way, my sox were rocked off, all the way. He is so funny, and if u havent seen his little 8 min clip, i urge u to do so immediantly. (ps he looks super hot when he is playing the 'reporter' part...hehe) t thinks that perhaps ren and kiki were a bit shocked, i know that sometimes my interesting taste in many things can be, well, not the most, well, i dont know how to put this... not normal and a bit shocking... i think that they took that well and for that, i thank them. anyways, hippo girl arrived via the back door just as i had instructed... without consulting t... sometimes i think i will overdue it one day, but this bit was just awesome... i have officially insinuated myself in that household. i told her to go that way so that she wouldnt wake t's dad... wow, i crack myself up... but she did it. That night, we thoroughly depleted t's food supplies as we gorged on everything from candy to pineapples... i would like to thank t's parents for kindly, and bravely, hosting a gaggle or herd, whichever u prefer, of teenage girls... together, we ate a few pizzas... WE ROCK! watched bourne identity and supremacy... hes hot, i have to admit it, he definitely grows on you... had a great night, and t got to wash her hair later.. yay!
Act 4
Ah, Sunday, good day. Yep, strange day. Went to church, not unusual, but the strangeness began when i got home... steph called me and we set up a time to do the deed... then we got it done... is that weird or what? I dont think that i ever thought that id really get it done, i think it was just a vague future event that i wanted to accomplish, but yet, here i sit, a second hole in the top of my right ear. Cool. Im still kinda suprised when i think about it... or look in the mirror... so yeah... after i got it done, we went to the library where i had the good fortune of startling sindhu... did i spell that right? ah vell... ran into krista too, thats neat... well, i was checkin out some national geographics when someone threw a pen at me... a pen! i was like, what? turn around and theres this guy, he looks to be a year or so older, standing there smiling at me... i was so flustered, and if i could blush, gosh darnit, i would have been as red as hippo girl when shes laughing and then milk comes out of her nose... lol so i picked the pen up and took it over to him. I was just gonna walk away, but he started talking to me, i mean, like, asking my name and stuff... well, the name was pretty much the only part that i understood... u see, he had this really thick accent, it sounded zimbabwean... did i mention this guy was darker than me? he was true black. so i couldnt understand a gosh darn word, and i was already flustered... it just kept getting worse, i started forgetting simple answers to questions, which embarrassed me more, and then i thought how i was acting like a brainless twit, and i was like, ive had enough, and told him i had to go get my stuff... wow that was bad. i generally dont lose it around guys, but that is a prime example of what happens when u r an idiot like me... i think of it now and it cracks me up... if i ever see him again, im going to make him talk really really slow... and grin like mad!
Act 5
Heard Matt ticked Ren off... how retarded could he be? Crimeny, what a maggot, wonder if his dog smiles like a donut for him... I hope not, i like Augie. Anyways, the whole situation is slightly amusing now, and in accordance to the bible, i have forgiven him, but i do try to not let mistakes happen twice. Yes, im sorry to say that none of you will have to go through the excruciating agony of being introduced or otherwise exposed to such a person... *grins* Im not gonna pretend that we have no past, we do! And some of it was fun, but alas, people change, perhaps grow happy trail hair, but no, that expectation is too far fetched. Lets see, how bout I talk about something worthy of my attention? Sounds good to me too.
Act 2
Guys, Friday rocked my sox! Well, i wish my toes had been warmer, but it wasnt that bad. I dragged T home with me, yes, i apologize to anyone else who wanted her... shes mine! *waves tentacles threateningly* We were like, hey, lets finally walk to Rens! So we started off. About 1 min from my house, we were like, gosh! its freakin cold out here! But against better judgment, we pressed on. As we wandered towards and then through Creekstone, T mentioned that Miss Swiss Miss or as we shall call, Kiki, lived in the neighborhood. It was like, cool! So we found the back of her house, and being the abnormally lazy type, we jumped up to look over the fence instead of walking another minute or two to the front door... but who knows? a squid could freeze in two minutes! *indignant glance* Her dad saw us looking over... its a good thing he knows t, that could have been awkward. So we climbed over the back fence, and wonders of wonders! Kiki's parents are awesome! They warmed us, and gave us hot cider, and Kiki! So off we went, our ranks having swollen to 3... yes, an admirable number. We were cruising (on foot, but believe me, we have very, very cool feet!) down edison and kiki was like, hey, theres deathangels house! We were cold by the way... and deathangel is fun, so we rang the doorbell, (yeah, we used the front door... *ruefully ironic grin*) and sang, "we wish u a merry christmas" its never too late for christmas songs! deathangels mom was great too! she invited us in and got the sick child. he came in, looking tentative and slightly confused. Yes deathangel, we have invaded your house... Although i had promised to act moderately normal, i tweaked out and began to quote the bunnies... ode to the bunnies man! In the light of the moon!!! Aw, hot dawg! Redrum! Redrum! Wendy, give me the bat! Smile u son of a! Used to hate the water, cant imagine why... Wheeee! Come play with us... I dont wanna go there Mrs. Torez! Ok, ok, snapping out of it... yeah, so deathangels mum fed us chocolate... oh man, when we started out again, we were so EEEEEEEEEEK! it was awesome.. i saw this cat, and just cracked up not cuz it was all dead and stuff, but cuz its paws were in this great position...yeah, kiki probably thinks im a cruel phsyco... prehaps.. just kidding! im sanely normal! It was just funny at the time... still is actually, but thats beside the point. We made it to rens who was pleasantly surprised to see us. We made plans for that night, but thats a whole other act...
Act 3
At t's house... oh man, we had been quoting the bunnies at kiki the whole night, and she hadnt even seen them! so we forced her to watch that and then looked up other videos... if matt did one good thing for me, he alerted me to the presence of this bloody hilarious site called ebaumsworld where we discovered fredryk phox... it was like a light in the dark... or maybe dark in the light, either way, my sox were rocked off, all the way. He is so funny, and if u havent seen his little 8 min clip, i urge u to do so immediantly. (ps he looks super hot when he is playing the 'reporter' part...hehe) t thinks that perhaps ren and kiki were a bit shocked, i know that sometimes my interesting taste in many things can be, well, not the most, well, i dont know how to put this... not normal and a bit shocking... i think that they took that well and for that, i thank them. anyways, hippo girl arrived via the back door just as i had instructed... without consulting t... sometimes i think i will overdue it one day, but this bit was just awesome... i have officially insinuated myself in that household. i told her to go that way so that she wouldnt wake t's dad... wow, i crack myself up... but she did it. That night, we thoroughly depleted t's food supplies as we gorged on everything from candy to pineapples... i would like to thank t's parents for kindly, and bravely, hosting a gaggle or herd, whichever u prefer, of teenage girls... together, we ate a few pizzas... WE ROCK! watched bourne identity and supremacy... hes hot, i have to admit it, he definitely grows on you... had a great night, and t got to wash her hair later.. yay!
Act 4
Ah, Sunday, good day. Yep, strange day. Went to church, not unusual, but the strangeness began when i got home... steph called me and we set up a time to do the deed... then we got it done... is that weird or what? I dont think that i ever thought that id really get it done, i think it was just a vague future event that i wanted to accomplish, but yet, here i sit, a second hole in the top of my right ear. Cool. Im still kinda suprised when i think about it... or look in the mirror... so yeah... after i got it done, we went to the library where i had the good fortune of startling sindhu... did i spell that right? ah vell... ran into krista too, thats neat... well, i was checkin out some national geographics when someone threw a pen at me... a pen! i was like, what? turn around and theres this guy, he looks to be a year or so older, standing there smiling at me... i was so flustered, and if i could blush, gosh darnit, i would have been as red as hippo girl when shes laughing and then milk comes out of her nose... lol so i picked the pen up and took it over to him. I was just gonna walk away, but he started talking to me, i mean, like, asking my name and stuff... well, the name was pretty much the only part that i understood... u see, he had this really thick accent, it sounded zimbabwean... did i mention this guy was darker than me? he was true black. so i couldnt understand a gosh darn word, and i was already flustered... it just kept getting worse, i started forgetting simple answers to questions, which embarrassed me more, and then i thought how i was acting like a brainless twit, and i was like, ive had enough, and told him i had to go get my stuff... wow that was bad. i generally dont lose it around guys, but that is a prime example of what happens when u r an idiot like me... i think of it now and it cracks me up... if i ever see him again, im going to make him talk really really slow... and grin like mad!
Act 5
Monday was nice, went sledding with t after i finally, finally escaped the black hole like gravity of my mother and her list of numerous things to accomplish when one should be enjoying the snow with friends... gosh! anyways, we dragged her matt out, and believe me, he is much nicer! So now its tuesday... and here i am... a snow day, doing absolutely nothing... its nice! well, see yall later...
posted by mandy at 1:58 PM
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*chucks peanut butter cookie at Mandy's head*
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