Dances... ah yes, WHY?!?!
Act 1-
uuuhhh... heck yessss!!! now, as i laboriously do my chores, suffering myself to wake at 8:30, all so i can go to a dance... and a mormon one none the less... what is it about dances that draw me... like a bug to those elctric zappy things that are so hard not to stare at... can anyone answer me?!!! fine, ill just go vaccum my room....
Act 2-
Finally escaped my mutti, and thrice cursed chemistry, and made it to midoris house... heck yesss! we proceeded to call everyone... but only after i had eaten my weight in chocolate muffins and that kinda thing first... it was interesting in how the person that we called first showed up last... *teasingly pokes swissy* no, but here is a cool part! called mesonito, but according to his mum, he was sleeping, which is all dandy to me. she asked if he should call back and i said, sure... and then, like lightning, a rare moment of executive desicion brilliance struck me... EEEEHHHEEEHEHEHEHE!!! but better yet, could you just tell him to come over to midoris? i asked, and you know what? THATS EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID!!! mesonitos mum, you rock my sox!!! its like the time when i told hippo to come in midoris back door! and she did that too!!!! EEEEEH HEHEHEHEHEEEE! *gasps for breath* mother! and then he showed up and i was really hyper, because it was all like, hehehe, yeah! and we made him do the dance, you know, like deedee on dexters lab? throw arms forward and shoving feet back? heck yess!!! that wasnt as bad as what hippo and nina had to do though... *shhh! thats for another act!* ait, onward. ao we dorked around till i found a balloon and cansequently chased mesonito and midori around the house, squealing, GIVE ME A HUG!!! and midori tackled mesonito, and i of course, jumped on top, as retributuion for the pillows thrown at me... (by the way, mesonito actually caught something last night, i repeat, CAUGHT! regardless of the fact that it was a large pillow.... ive honestly never seen him CATCH something that was thrown at him before!!! i think my laughing at him and freely expressing my delight and incredulity was what spurred on the vicious pillow onslaught... hmmm...) well, somehow, midori rolled me and was sitting on both of us as we were serenated by my breathless laughter, and an excellent rrrrrrriiiipppp!!! which was of course, the skirt that i was going to wear to the dance. and once more, prepare yourself for another obvious, i laughed harder! it was great! my newly remodeled dress was now, not just sexy, but practically skanky with the added bonus of 3 more inches of my lovely leg peeking through... but did that stop me from... oh yes, we settled on cheese pizza after all!!!
Act 3-
hippo and nina came... we forced mesonito to show them the dance, calling him an idgit as he self conciously lamented about how 'retarded' our fantastic form of torture was... IDGIT! nina and hippo then preformed, and let me say, it was excellent, ecspecially with willys <----(midoris bro) boxers, yes, boxers (and i think clean) draped atop their heads... HECK YESSS!!!! josh came over, smartly dressed to the nines, but had no clue how to tie his tie... funny how these things work... and so mesonito did it, which was not deemable of notice until he said he needed to do it in the bathroom and proceeded to skip, yes skip! off down midoris hall... hehehe, if you want a demo of these antics, i will gladly preform... swissy and i yelped in mirth and she called him a girly man!!! A GIRLY MAN!!! not even i have done that yet...although i can practically gaurentee that i will! so i had my pizza on a plate, and had wandered in the direction of the piano... i turned, and smack! ran right into josh, the idgit, who wasnt more than an inch behind me!!! *indignant glance* it was so close... it almost stuck between us, the sauce side plastered to my already abused skirt, but alas! it dropped to the floor, and midori gave me this harrassed look, so i picked up the pizza, tucked tail, apologized profusely, and ate the pizza after inspecting it for hairs, of which i found none. i have no problem eating food off the floor strangely enough... you know, its a good thing that my skirt is black... i wore it to the dance anyways!!! so mesonito was like, ill be right back with my clothes and stuff, and so im like, alright, bye mesonito, bye mesonito, bye mesonito, harrying him out of the house. I think midori or swissy asked if he wanted to go home with lip marks all over his neck, and he hesitated at the door, wavering on the threshold of idiodicy (because i dont think that he realized we were mocking him) and leaving. so i said, shut the door behind you! and he did, and everybody moved back towards the table, and you know what? he opened the door again! idgit! midoris sharp tongue removed his presence for a final time, and we all had a snicker or two... or three, about that one... then everybody, but me and josh went to put makeup on, (and yes, i include mesonito in the everybody category on the firm foundation of him being a girly man!) so me and josh had a nice long relaxing chat... about absolutely nothing... *sigh* then i had to go and get ready, which really didnt take that long seeing as i didnt have to worry overmuch, or at all, about hair... i love these braids!
Act 4-
So we waltz in to be given the 'talk' and then head to the dance floor. now, let me describe to you how i felt. the tomboy, dressed in a black, non-jean skirt, covered in makeup, thrust into a society of ladies all wearing dresses and indulging in their desires to act properly... sigh, i must really really have some eccentric fasination with dances to expose myself thus... (by the way, concerning the 'talk' he mentioned bearhugging... what is that?) lets see, i was wearing cover up, blush, lipgloss, eyeshadow, eyeliner, and mascera... holy cow! thats 6 things! crimeny! however, i got to wear my sluttyest shirt, although a jacket to hide the sleevelessness, and my newly skanked out skirt... heck yess! it was fun-dark, loud, lots of people, disco ball, and the strangest punch concoction that i have ever tasted to this day... ah, who i danced with... besided a small mosh pit of boys, branden, mesonito, and my random pick of the night, michael, who actually, i guess, wasnt so random seeing as i used to live down the street from him, we had fun dancing in a circle and that good old cotton eye joe was of course a blast! danced with mesonito on ladies pick, and we played bumper hips with tia and hildes little twosomes... hehe, the boys wanted to call it bumper couples, but lets be honest, it was us, steering ourselves, and throwing ourselves into the other couples girl... ba-boing! hehe! to be truthfull, the only time mesonito ever lead was when i expressed a strong desire to hip check a couple we didnt know... lol! another interesting little doodadee occured when i let michael pretend that he was escorting me onto the dance floor... i was scouting for a good spot when he caught a friends attention and jerked his head at me and his friend then stared at me before nodding at michael... hello? did they think that i wasnt there or something? whatever, i actually thought that it was funny, and was hard pressed not to crack up... hes a nice guy though
Act 5-
end of dance, crap, its 11, we gotta go... race home, mums gone... oh gorsh, shes at midoris, looking for me, because she was going to pick me up... crap! ah well, i just cant go to any dances for a month, so *crosses fingers* lets hope that month does not cover any parking lot dance!!!! she wasnt that mad, which is good... i dunno though, i suspect things brewing beneath the surface on that one... hmmm.... so yall are gonna have to go and describe every detail to me! k? and all i have to say is... uhhhh... HECK YESSSS!!!
uuuhhh... heck yessss!!! now, as i laboriously do my chores, suffering myself to wake at 8:30, all so i can go to a dance... and a mormon one none the less... what is it about dances that draw me... like a bug to those elctric zappy things that are so hard not to stare at... can anyone answer me?!!! fine, ill just go vaccum my room....
Act 2-
Finally escaped my mutti, and thrice cursed chemistry, and made it to midoris house... heck yesss! we proceeded to call everyone... but only after i had eaten my weight in chocolate muffins and that kinda thing first... it was interesting in how the person that we called first showed up last... *teasingly pokes swissy* no, but here is a cool part! called mesonito, but according to his mum, he was sleeping, which is all dandy to me. she asked if he should call back and i said, sure... and then, like lightning, a rare moment of executive desicion brilliance struck me... EEEEHHHEEEHEHEHEHE!!! but better yet, could you just tell him to come over to midoris? i asked, and you know what? THATS EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID!!! mesonitos mum, you rock my sox!!! its like the time when i told hippo to come in midoris back door! and she did that too!!!! EEEEEH HEHEHEHEHEEEE! *gasps for breath* mother! and then he showed up and i was really hyper, because it was all like, hehehe, yeah! and we made him do the dance, you know, like deedee on dexters lab? throw arms forward and shoving feet back? heck yess!!! that wasnt as bad as what hippo and nina had to do though... *shhh! thats for another act!* ait, onward. ao we dorked around till i found a balloon and cansequently chased mesonito and midori around the house, squealing, GIVE ME A HUG!!! and midori tackled mesonito, and i of course, jumped on top, as retributuion for the pillows thrown at me... (by the way, mesonito actually caught something last night, i repeat, CAUGHT! regardless of the fact that it was a large pillow.... ive honestly never seen him CATCH something that was thrown at him before!!! i think my laughing at him and freely expressing my delight and incredulity was what spurred on the vicious pillow onslaught... hmmm...) well, somehow, midori rolled me and was sitting on both of us as we were serenated by my breathless laughter, and an excellent rrrrrrriiiipppp!!! which was of course, the skirt that i was going to wear to the dance. and once more, prepare yourself for another obvious, i laughed harder! it was great! my newly remodeled dress was now, not just sexy, but practically skanky with the added bonus of 3 more inches of my lovely leg peeking through... but did that stop me from... oh yes, we settled on cheese pizza after all!!!
Act 3-
hippo and nina came... we forced mesonito to show them the dance, calling him an idgit as he self conciously lamented about how 'retarded' our fantastic form of torture was... IDGIT! nina and hippo then preformed, and let me say, it was excellent, ecspecially with willys <----(midoris bro) boxers, yes, boxers (and i think clean) draped atop their heads... HECK YESSS!!!! josh came over, smartly dressed to the nines, but had no clue how to tie his tie... funny how these things work... and so mesonito did it, which was not deemable of notice until he said he needed to do it in the bathroom and proceeded to skip, yes skip! off down midoris hall... hehehe, if you want a demo of these antics, i will gladly preform... swissy and i yelped in mirth and she called him a girly man!!! A GIRLY MAN!!! not even i have done that yet...although i can practically gaurentee that i will! so i had my pizza on a plate, and had wandered in the direction of the piano... i turned, and smack! ran right into josh, the idgit, who wasnt more than an inch behind me!!! *indignant glance* it was so close... it almost stuck between us, the sauce side plastered to my already abused skirt, but alas! it dropped to the floor, and midori gave me this harrassed look, so i picked up the pizza, tucked tail, apologized profusely, and ate the pizza after inspecting it for hairs, of which i found none. i have no problem eating food off the floor strangely enough... you know, its a good thing that my skirt is black... i wore it to the dance anyways!!! so mesonito was like, ill be right back with my clothes and stuff, and so im like, alright, bye mesonito, bye mesonito, bye mesonito, harrying him out of the house. I think midori or swissy asked if he wanted to go home with lip marks all over his neck, and he hesitated at the door, wavering on the threshold of idiodicy (because i dont think that he realized we were mocking him) and leaving. so i said, shut the door behind you! and he did, and everybody moved back towards the table, and you know what? he opened the door again! idgit! midoris sharp tongue removed his presence for a final time, and we all had a snicker or two... or three, about that one... then everybody, but me and josh went to put makeup on, (and yes, i include mesonito in the everybody category on the firm foundation of him being a girly man!) so me and josh had a nice long relaxing chat... about absolutely nothing... *sigh* then i had to go and get ready, which really didnt take that long seeing as i didnt have to worry overmuch, or at all, about hair... i love these braids!
Act 4-
So we waltz in to be given the 'talk' and then head to the dance floor. now, let me describe to you how i felt. the tomboy, dressed in a black, non-jean skirt, covered in makeup, thrust into a society of ladies all wearing dresses and indulging in their desires to act properly... sigh, i must really really have some eccentric fasination with dances to expose myself thus... (by the way, concerning the 'talk' he mentioned bearhugging... what is that?) lets see, i was wearing cover up, blush, lipgloss, eyeshadow, eyeliner, and mascera... holy cow! thats 6 things! crimeny! however, i got to wear my sluttyest shirt, although a jacket to hide the sleevelessness, and my newly skanked out skirt... heck yess! it was fun-dark, loud, lots of people, disco ball, and the strangest punch concoction that i have ever tasted to this day... ah, who i danced with... besided a small mosh pit of boys, branden, mesonito, and my random pick of the night, michael, who actually, i guess, wasnt so random seeing as i used to live down the street from him, we had fun dancing in a circle and that good old cotton eye joe was of course a blast! danced with mesonito on ladies pick, and we played bumper hips with tia and hildes little twosomes... hehe, the boys wanted to call it bumper couples, but lets be honest, it was us, steering ourselves, and throwing ourselves into the other couples girl... ba-boing! hehe! to be truthfull, the only time mesonito ever lead was when i expressed a strong desire to hip check a couple we didnt know... lol! another interesting little doodadee occured when i let michael pretend that he was escorting me onto the dance floor... i was scouting for a good spot when he caught a friends attention and jerked his head at me and his friend then stared at me before nodding at michael... hello? did they think that i wasnt there or something? whatever, i actually thought that it was funny, and was hard pressed not to crack up... hes a nice guy though
Act 5-
end of dance, crap, its 11, we gotta go... race home, mums gone... oh gorsh, shes at midoris, looking for me, because she was going to pick me up... crap! ah well, i just cant go to any dances for a month, so *crosses fingers* lets hope that month does not cover any parking lot dance!!!! she wasnt that mad, which is good... i dunno though, i suspect things brewing beneath the surface on that one... hmmm.... so yall are gonna have to go and describe every detail to me! k? and all i have to say is... uhhhh... HECK YESSSS!!!
posted by mandy at 6:08 PM
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"You're mom goes to college!!!!"
So.....yeah....that was fun! And no I feel like kicking someone! Or being irrationally angry at Branden or my English teacher. Whatever......
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