naked legs and fro picks
Act1-
You know when you do those things that you know even beofre hand that if you do it, you're screwed? yeah yeah yeah, then why do we do it? i dunno, maybe its a bit like playing russian roulette... only with a 6 chamber gun and only one of the chambers unloaded... :D good chances huh... well, needless to say, i got my head blown off. I think that the root of the problem is truely midori being a pansy... hehe, jk! lets not go there or she will kick me again... and again... lol It was after tennis, and after midori getting kicked off of the courts by a coach whos name i have yet to learn, and after me staring quite happily at the small number of hot boys leaving the courts, that midori said, hey mandy, come home with me... and im like, oh man eeeeh hehehehe ok... so i called the parentals cells, and no one picked up, called home, and no one picked up, and then felt quite satisfied that it at least looked like i had attempted to contact someone. This said, midori and i climbed, giggling madly, into the back of matt's (tall one) truck... excellent way to spend the last few hours of freedom!
Act 2-
Had an excellent idea, as it had already occurred to us to stay low and avoid being spotted by anyone wearing a uniform or driving a police car... if i took my shoes and socks off, and slowly stuck up my leg, well, let me describe this to you from anothers point of view... (perspective: 17-30 year old male or female driving past the truck) ah, these people are driving so friggen slow! ill pass them... *they prepare to switch lanes* suddenly, abare foot peeks over the edge of the truckbed, followed by and excellently shaped calf, also quite bare, and half a foot of brown thigh... did i mention that my toenails are a loud pink? the reaction... WTF MATE!?!?! ok back to my out-take. i completed this move, quite aware of any impression that i was making, and was of course slapped by midori several times. But it was clean fun midori!!! its not like i was actually naked or anything!!! (er, it just occured to me that she might have been thinking of the three males in the cab of the truck... didnt think of that... erg) but, you know what, it was a well intended little joke! and she took her flipflops off to... to flip people off with her middle toe... "its rising!!!" lol one of her sandals almost escaped to become one with the road and the tires that rolled acrosst it, which for some odd reason, brought to mind a brittany spears song... Oops i did it again!!! blah blah blah blah blah!!! got lost in the game! oooh baby baby! but this was quickly negated by the midori party on account of that song being the crappiest song that one could possibly sing as we sped along in the open bed of a truck... (ah me, that was good... my mom just called and asked to talk to my dad... i told her that she couldnt because we were having a family crisis... "you cant mom, you see, dad dropped acid, and highjacked a bus full of cow-tongues so that he could take Zack to the hospitle as he had just got his arm caught in the toaster..." she started saying, what? what?!? in this really panicky kind of tone... oh that was priceless... lol :D ) anyways, we began to sing our beloved Killers songs... Save some face!!! You know you've only got one! Change your wa-ays, while your young! ah me, nothing like the breeze whipping over your face, the sun shining sweet golden light onto our faces, the clouds creating curiously appealing almost ocean sandlike patterns, high, high, high inthe light spring blue colored sky!!! can you catch a mood, the whole thing? i wish i could have that one...
Act 3-
A wave, grins, and a few heartfelt thankyous later, we walked into midoris lovely house, where i descimated her dwindling supply of geourgous, fattening, choclate muffins... *sigh* then im like, uh... wheres my cell phone...? the last time i had had it, it had been in my sweatshirt pocket... ah crap... so accompanied by my toasty warm poptart, we wandered over to matts... (we really need a codename for him!) he opened the door, and i promptly invited myself inside. then made myself comfortable at his counter, munched my poptart, and let poor midori make the small talk... and by the way midori, you did excellently! lol, upon finishing the poptart, i quite nicely, and in a very ladylike manner, demanded a tour. first stop, his room, and it was cool! there is enough stuff in there to keep me interested for a long time! we played with a gaint match, a ring, surveyed the sleep catchers, and conjectured upon their positions and how correct they were. *grins* yeah, yeah, maybe im just being retarded, but you all know me... *cat smile, complete with fangs* the whole tour pretty much ended there... then we went and sat on the couch... I... LIKE... BIG... BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE! AND OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY! i think that i sang that song... believe me, its an irresistable song. dont remember talking about much, but we chatted... then i got a fropick stuck under my braids, thankyou matt. i need to take them out!!! *cries* my mum got a new style today, its her cutest yet... its really short, but definately chic... anyways... i made a lovely scratched drawing of an 'x' pon my thigh, and it must have had a touch me kinda vibe, because my couch partner did... interresant... we left eventually as it was time to fix din din for midoris father, and we cordially invited matt. he had to ask, and so we started back in high spirits... ugh, *creepy music* duh duh duh!!! (couldnt resist)
Act 4-
my mum pulled up... oh yeah, that was good... wait! i skipped a part! rewind! *zzzzzzzip!*
Act 3.5-
called JD up on matts cell phone, he was at golph... oh this is a priceless for kicks kinda thing... for those of you who dont know, and im sure many dont, i used to like him in elementary, starting in first grade... lol, yeah... so i called him up, and it went kinda like this "hi, JD?" "yeah?" "well, you have no clue who this is, but i used to like you in first grade..." "what...?" "so think of this as an annonymous confession kinda thing" *click* lol, i know, i know, i should have talked to him longer, and said more strange things, but i was tweaking out, trying not to crack up, and i was just spazzing out... lol!
Act 4- (take 2)
mum pulls up, and for the first time within my knowledge, midori allowed me free vocal and verbal expression of my feelings... these words consisted mostly of, 'holy $h!t im screwed! he11 and all that jazz...' i refrained from the 'f' word as i really dont like that one... then midori mentioned, as we laughed hysterically at our predicament, that it was a good thing that matt hadnt come with us, then my mum woulda had another reason to flip out. As i agreed heartily with her, i circumstancially happened to shoot a glance over my shoulder, and guess who is running down the street to catch up with us? none other than the man of the anti moment! (with love to matt) this of course, just cracked us up more, and as we retreated to the cool interior of midoris house, i broke a poptart into pieces, and against midoris wishes, forced them to eat it as i related the whole fiasco to being crucified and the Last Supper. *crosses self and mutters apologetic prayer* (not that im Catholic) and so, with much infamity and ill forboding, i left. The goodnews is, im only grounded till im 16!!! the bad news is, thats all but a week of the summer... the goodnews is, i dont think that she was serious!!! the bad news is, im not 100% posotive, and with parents, you never know. so, hippo darling, i will still try to make your party, even if i am reduced to grovelling on the ground and licking... shoes (this ommited bit of profanity is dedicated to midori) i will somehow make it to be amongst you and curse you with my presence... bakleva!!! and plus, you dont turn 16 everday now, do ya? lol, my dad has my back, ill make it. with all this said, dangit, you guys better write me long emails or long blogs on the dance!!! *sighs* gotta go to bed, soccer tryouts tomorow... im already over being nervous and have entered my resigned state... good? bad? i dunno, its all good tho... (got my cellphone back... it now says, hey sexy... lol ;D )
You know when you do those things that you know even beofre hand that if you do it, you're screwed? yeah yeah yeah, then why do we do it? i dunno, maybe its a bit like playing russian roulette... only with a 6 chamber gun and only one of the chambers unloaded... :D good chances huh... well, needless to say, i got my head blown off. I think that the root of the problem is truely midori being a pansy... hehe, jk! lets not go there or she will kick me again... and again... lol It was after tennis, and after midori getting kicked off of the courts by a coach whos name i have yet to learn, and after me staring quite happily at the small number of hot boys leaving the courts, that midori said, hey mandy, come home with me... and im like, oh man eeeeh hehehehe ok... so i called the parentals cells, and no one picked up, called home, and no one picked up, and then felt quite satisfied that it at least looked like i had attempted to contact someone. This said, midori and i climbed, giggling madly, into the back of matt's (tall one) truck... excellent way to spend the last few hours of freedom!
Act 2-
Had an excellent idea, as it had already occurred to us to stay low and avoid being spotted by anyone wearing a uniform or driving a police car... if i took my shoes and socks off, and slowly stuck up my leg, well, let me describe this to you from anothers point of view... (perspective: 17-30 year old male or female driving past the truck) ah, these people are driving so friggen slow! ill pass them... *they prepare to switch lanes* suddenly, abare foot peeks over the edge of the truckbed, followed by and excellently shaped calf, also quite bare, and half a foot of brown thigh... did i mention that my toenails are a loud pink? the reaction... WTF MATE!?!?! ok back to my out-take. i completed this move, quite aware of any impression that i was making, and was of course slapped by midori several times. But it was clean fun midori!!! its not like i was actually naked or anything!!! (er, it just occured to me that she might have been thinking of the three males in the cab of the truck... didnt think of that... erg) but, you know what, it was a well intended little joke! and she took her flipflops off to... to flip people off with her middle toe... "its rising!!!" lol one of her sandals almost escaped to become one with the road and the tires that rolled acrosst it, which for some odd reason, brought to mind a brittany spears song... Oops i did it again!!! blah blah blah blah blah!!! got lost in the game! oooh baby baby! but this was quickly negated by the midori party on account of that song being the crappiest song that one could possibly sing as we sped along in the open bed of a truck... (ah me, that was good... my mom just called and asked to talk to my dad... i told her that she couldnt because we were having a family crisis... "you cant mom, you see, dad dropped acid, and highjacked a bus full of cow-tongues so that he could take Zack to the hospitle as he had just got his arm caught in the toaster..." she started saying, what? what?!? in this really panicky kind of tone... oh that was priceless... lol :D ) anyways, we began to sing our beloved Killers songs... Save some face!!! You know you've only got one! Change your wa-ays, while your young! ah me, nothing like the breeze whipping over your face, the sun shining sweet golden light onto our faces, the clouds creating curiously appealing almost ocean sandlike patterns, high, high, high inthe light spring blue colored sky!!! can you catch a mood, the whole thing? i wish i could have that one...
Act 3-
A wave, grins, and a few heartfelt thankyous later, we walked into midoris lovely house, where i descimated her dwindling supply of geourgous, fattening, choclate muffins... *sigh* then im like, uh... wheres my cell phone...? the last time i had had it, it had been in my sweatshirt pocket... ah crap... so accompanied by my toasty warm poptart, we wandered over to matts... (we really need a codename for him!) he opened the door, and i promptly invited myself inside. then made myself comfortable at his counter, munched my poptart, and let poor midori make the small talk... and by the way midori, you did excellently! lol, upon finishing the poptart, i quite nicely, and in a very ladylike manner, demanded a tour. first stop, his room, and it was cool! there is enough stuff in there to keep me interested for a long time! we played with a gaint match, a ring, surveyed the sleep catchers, and conjectured upon their positions and how correct they were. *grins* yeah, yeah, maybe im just being retarded, but you all know me... *cat smile, complete with fangs* the whole tour pretty much ended there... then we went and sat on the couch... I... LIKE... BIG... BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE! AND OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY! i think that i sang that song... believe me, its an irresistable song. dont remember talking about much, but we chatted... then i got a fropick stuck under my braids, thankyou matt. i need to take them out!!! *cries* my mum got a new style today, its her cutest yet... its really short, but definately chic... anyways... i made a lovely scratched drawing of an 'x' pon my thigh, and it must have had a touch me kinda vibe, because my couch partner did... interresant... we left eventually as it was time to fix din din for midoris father, and we cordially invited matt. he had to ask, and so we started back in high spirits... ugh, *creepy music* duh duh duh!!! (couldnt resist)
Act 4-
my mum pulled up... oh yeah, that was good... wait! i skipped a part! rewind! *zzzzzzzip!*
Act 3.5-
called JD up on matts cell phone, he was at golph... oh this is a priceless for kicks kinda thing... for those of you who dont know, and im sure many dont, i used to like him in elementary, starting in first grade... lol, yeah... so i called him up, and it went kinda like this "hi, JD?" "yeah?" "well, you have no clue who this is, but i used to like you in first grade..." "what...?" "so think of this as an annonymous confession kinda thing" *click* lol, i know, i know, i should have talked to him longer, and said more strange things, but i was tweaking out, trying not to crack up, and i was just spazzing out... lol!
Act 4- (take 2)
mum pulls up, and for the first time within my knowledge, midori allowed me free vocal and verbal expression of my feelings... these words consisted mostly of, 'holy $h!t im screwed! he11 and all that jazz...' i refrained from the 'f' word as i really dont like that one... then midori mentioned, as we laughed hysterically at our predicament, that it was a good thing that matt hadnt come with us, then my mum woulda had another reason to flip out. As i agreed heartily with her, i circumstancially happened to shoot a glance over my shoulder, and guess who is running down the street to catch up with us? none other than the man of the anti moment! (with love to matt) this of course, just cracked us up more, and as we retreated to the cool interior of midoris house, i broke a poptart into pieces, and against midoris wishes, forced them to eat it as i related the whole fiasco to being crucified and the Last Supper. *crosses self and mutters apologetic prayer* (not that im Catholic) and so, with much infamity and ill forboding, i left. The goodnews is, im only grounded till im 16!!! the bad news is, thats all but a week of the summer... the goodnews is, i dont think that she was serious!!! the bad news is, im not 100% posotive, and with parents, you never know. so, hippo darling, i will still try to make your party, even if i am reduced to grovelling on the ground and licking... shoes (this ommited bit of profanity is dedicated to midori) i will somehow make it to be amongst you and curse you with my presence... bakleva!!! and plus, you dont turn 16 everday now, do ya? lol, my dad has my back, ill make it. with all this said, dangit, you guys better write me long emails or long blogs on the dance!!! *sighs* gotta go to bed, soccer tryouts tomorow... im already over being nervous and have entered my resigned state... good? bad? i dunno, its all good tho... (got my cellphone back... it now says, hey sexy... lol ;D )
posted by mandy at 8:06 PM
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Woowoo! I do believe that's one of your best! Since you so cordially entertained me and allowed me that censorship, you can have TWO cookies! *elegantly chicks peanut butter and ginger snap from Levi's car in Mandy's general area*
As for the dance, you shall have to refer to my post to get the whole juicy mango on that!
-Midori
**chucks
Scratch that. Check your email if you want the story.
-M
*snatches up cookies and munches with glee* :D
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