Dances... ah yes, WHY?!?!

Act 1-
uuuhhh... heck yessss!!! now, as i laboriously do my chores, suffering myself to wake at 8:30, all so i can go to a dance... and a mormon one none the less... what is it about dances that draw me... like a bug to those elctric zappy things that are so hard not to stare at... can anyone answer me?!!! fine, ill just go vaccum my room....
Act 2-
Finally escaped my mutti, and thrice cursed chemistry, and made it to midoris house... heck yesss! we proceeded to call everyone... but only after i had eaten my weight in chocolate muffins and that kinda thing first... it was interesting in how the person that we called first showed up last... *teasingly pokes swissy* no, but here is a cool part! called mesonito, but according to his mum, he was sleeping, which is all dandy to me. she asked if he should call back and i said, sure... and then, like lightning, a rare moment of executive desicion brilliance struck me... EEEEHHHEEEHEHEHEHE!!! but better yet, could you just tell him to come over to midoris? i asked, and you know what? THATS EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID!!! mesonitos mum, you rock my sox!!! its like the time when i told hippo to come in midoris back door! and she did that too!!!! EEEEEH HEHEHEHEHEEEE! *gasps for breath* mother! and then he showed up and i was really hyper, because it was all like, hehehe, yeah! and we made him do the dance, you know, like deedee on dexters lab? throw arms forward and shoving feet back? heck yess!!! that wasnt as bad as what hippo and nina had to do though... *shhh! thats for another act!* ait, onward. ao we dorked around till i found a balloon and cansequently chased mesonito and midori around the house, squealing, GIVE ME A HUG!!! and midori tackled mesonito, and i of course, jumped on top, as retributuion for the pillows thrown at me... (by the way, mesonito actually caught something last night, i repeat, CAUGHT! regardless of the fact that it was a large pillow.... ive honestly never seen him CATCH something that was thrown at him before!!! i think my laughing at him and freely expressing my delight and incredulity was what spurred on the vicious pillow onslaught... hmmm...) well, somehow, midori rolled me and was sitting on both of us as we were serenated by my breathless laughter, and an excellent rrrrrrriiiipppp!!! which was of course, the skirt that i was going to wear to the dance. and once more, prepare yourself for another obvious, i laughed harder! it was great! my newly remodeled dress was now, not just sexy, but practically skanky with the added bonus of 3 more inches of my lovely leg peeking through... but did that stop me from... oh yes, we settled on cheese pizza after all!!!
Act 3-
hippo and nina came... we forced mesonito to show them the dance, calling him an idgit as he self conciously lamented about how 'retarded' our fantastic form of torture was... IDGIT! nina and hippo then preformed, and let me say, it was excellent, ecspecially with willys <----(midoris bro) boxers, yes, boxers (and i think clean) draped atop their heads... HECK YESSS!!!! josh came over, smartly dressed to the nines, but had no clue how to tie his tie... funny how these things work... and so mesonito did it, which was not deemable of notice until he said he needed to do it in the bathroom and proceeded to skip, yes skip! off down midoris hall... hehehe, if you want a demo of these antics, i will gladly preform... swissy and i yelped in mirth and she called him a girly man!!! A GIRLY MAN!!! not even i have done that yet...although i can practically gaurentee that i will! so i had my pizza on a plate, and had wandered in the direction of the piano... i turned, and smack! ran right into josh, the idgit, who wasnt more than an inch behind me!!! *indignant glance* it was so close... it almost stuck between us, the sauce side plastered to my already abused skirt, but alas! it dropped to the floor, and midori gave me this harrassed look, so i picked up the pizza, tucked tail, apologized profusely, and ate the pizza after inspecting it for hairs, of which i found none. i have no problem eating food off the floor strangely enough... you know, its a good thing that my skirt is black... i wore it to the dance anyways!!! so mesonito was like, ill be right back with my clothes and stuff, and so im like, alright, bye mesonito, bye mesonito, bye mesonito, harrying him out of the house. I think midori or swissy asked if he wanted to go home with lip marks all over his neck, and he hesitated at the door, wavering on the threshold of idiodicy (because i dont think that he realized we were mocking him) and leaving. so i said, shut the door behind you! and he did, and everybody moved back towards the table, and you know what? he opened the door again! idgit! midoris sharp tongue removed his presence for a final time, and we all had a snicker or two... or three, about that one... then everybody, but me and josh went to put makeup on, (and yes, i include mesonito in the everybody category on the firm foundation of him being a girly man!) so me and josh had a nice long relaxing chat... about absolutely nothing... *sigh* then i had to go and get ready, which really didnt take that long seeing as i didnt have to worry overmuch, or at all, about hair... i love these braids!
Act 4-
So we waltz in to be given the 'talk' and then head to the dance floor. now, let me describe to you how i felt. the tomboy, dressed in a black, non-jean skirt, covered in makeup, thrust into a society of ladies all wearing dresses and indulging in their desires to act properly... sigh, i must really really have some eccentric fasination with dances to expose myself thus... (by the way, concerning the 'talk' he mentioned bearhugging... what is that?) lets see, i was wearing cover up, blush, lipgloss, eyeshadow, eyeliner, and mascera... holy cow! thats 6 things! crimeny! however, i got to wear my sluttyest shirt, although a jacket to hide the sleevelessness, and my newly skanked out skirt... heck yess! it was fun-dark, loud, lots of people, disco ball, and the strangest punch concoction that i have ever tasted to this day... ah, who i danced with... besided a small mosh pit of boys, branden, mesonito, and my random pick of the night, michael, who actually, i guess, wasnt so random seeing as i used to live down the street from him, we had fun dancing in a circle and that good old cotton eye joe was of course a blast! danced with mesonito on ladies pick, and we played bumper hips with tia and hildes little twosomes... hehe, the boys wanted to call it bumper couples, but lets be honest, it was us, steering ourselves, and throwing ourselves into the other couples girl... ba-boing! hehe! to be truthfull, the only time mesonito ever lead was when i expressed a strong desire to hip check a couple we didnt know... lol! another interesting little doodadee occured when i let michael pretend that he was escorting me onto the dance floor... i was scouting for a good spot when he caught a friends attention and jerked his head at me and his friend then stared at me before nodding at michael... hello? did they think that i wasnt there or something? whatever, i actually thought that it was funny, and was hard pressed not to crack up... hes a nice guy though
Act 5-
end of dance, crap, its 11, we gotta go... race home, mums gone... oh gorsh, shes at midoris, looking for me, because she was going to pick me up... crap! ah well, i just cant go to any dances for a month, so *crosses fingers* lets hope that month does not cover any parking lot dance!!!! she wasnt that mad, which is good... i dunno though, i suspect things brewing beneath the surface on that one... hmmm.... so yall are gonna have to go and describe every detail to me! k? and all i have to say is... uhhhh... HECK YESSSS!!!

I LUFF YOU!!!

Before i start going off about my own life, id just like to apologize for not having written anything in forever, oh yeah, and join my tagged team!!! dont worry, ill come around and drown you all in my comments!!!

Act 1-

Oh yeah... so midori came home with me on Friday, and the plan man, yeah, the plan, was bowling that night... well, needlessly, we didnt. Its obviously been way too long since i last got in trouble, and as of late, i havent had much of a chance to get into trouble, but suddenly, we find mesonito and swiss miss in our midst... duh duh! people who are close enough to wander off with out asking and bug! YESSS!!! Well, we go home and immediantly stuff ourselves with several bowls of cinnamon toast crunch... i love that stuff... and just about every other kind of sugary cereal, but well ignore that. Then we wrote love letters to mesonito. (he doesnt know about my little flick does he? good) Were you guys there that day we tore into his back pack? if you were, you saw that he was holding onto two notes, (from girls! ooh ooh!) in the bottom of his bag. They were pathetic, (apologies to whoever wrote them) and so we decided to give him something that he could keep with pride... and prehaps a bit of embarrasment with the encouragement of a threat : D . We decided to go against the grain of our personalities... sorta, it just wasnt natural. Midori's was to the tune of, 'you're a hottie with a naughty body!' and mine was along the lines of, To the esteemed Mr. Adamson... well, you get the drift, if you wanna see the full thing, check mesonito's backpack... WHERE THEY SHOULD BE!!! *cough cough* my bad, tweaked out a bit... We spent a freaking long time, (well, actually, it was mostly me taking forever. Do you know how hard it is to write in cursive when you havent done it for YEARS?!?) writing them, and then we told my mom that we were going on a bike ride... not a lie, we did ride bikes, just not the total truth...

Act 2-

The ride there was uneventfull, unless you count the chain falling off of midori's/my mums bike, and then *witless expression* where did the letter go? so she fixed the bike, consequently absorbing the smell of a skunk on her hands, and i went and found the letter lying in the middle of the road about 5 min back... then we saw swissy! yay! (sorry that we never came back!!!) and managed to lose the carmex i stole from michelle/cowgirl somewhere in midori's bra and shirt... (funny, she couldnt even find it when she took a shower... $: ) so we get to mesenitos house... love letters clutched in sweaty fists... giggling maddly at how completely ridiculous the whole thing really was... and then the door opened... duh duh!

Act 3-

We ended up down stairs. Mesenito has a fun basement... we are volunteering his house as a summer hang out spot. (did i mention he has an x-box? hehe) Anyways, the whole reading thing was funny and then we're like, uh, lets go check out this supposedly completely spotless room... so we walk in and its like AAAAAH! it was scary guys! It looked like a guest room, hes taken to heart the quote, 'a place for everything, and everything in its place.' So of course i pulled clothes out of drawers, knocked things over, pulled things out of his closet, made sure everthing was properly strewn about the place, and then jacked one of his mechanical pencils... *throws self onto covers of mesonito's bed, properly wrinkeling them* phew, thats better. No teenage boy should ever be that organized and clean! It should be a sin. Then we ate his chocolate, i read his poems, tia shot me with his effing gun with these little plastic balls that believe it or not, stung, played with his toy cars that were efficiently stashed beneath his bed, and hung a purple pillow that said, Be Mine on his door, and oh crap, its dark... *bites nails* what to do now...

Act 4-

Mesonito, being a gentleman, or just utterly bored, decided to escort us home. Ok, for this part, im going to pretend to be mesonito... *smiles idiotically* hey guys! lets ride wildly down some dark rocky potholy roads in the pitch black along a canal and behind peoples houses in the pitch black where no one could hear us scream!!! *drops act* yeah, get my drift? We narrowly survive the harrowing trip home, all the while concocting some tale about why we are 1 or more hours late on out curfew... that was the biggest mistake of the night. (isnt that an understatement, i really regret doing that) So we get there, and me mum doesnt buy it at all... library closes at 5 *smacks forehead* doh! and so we go down stairs to see mesonito out...

Act 5-

(in my driveway, underneath the bright stars and shining moon... mesonito standing inert upon his bike, and midori and i stand before him... duh duh!)

Um, yeah, we were just standing there... and mesonito says... uh, kiss my neck... and i was like... uh... ok
and then i did... and then he left... and me and midori stood beneath the star freckled inky ocean sky, wreathed in moonbeams... laughing our sox off...

Act 6-

Ok, so what the heck just happened in the last scene...? wow... and so to a chorus of MOTHER-ER-ER-ER!!!! i woke midori... and we laughed again. After pancakes and playing tennis with all our aching body parts and my *proudly displays ankle* ace-bandage wrapped ankle, we lay in the sunshine, were forced to pay attention to the gaggle of strutting loud little 10 yr olds, and say that idgit matt drive past about 10 times... we're like, uh, lets take a walk... so we did... (oh yeah, did i mention we had a little clash with hair bleach? i think midori would get mad at me if i enclosed more details... heheheh) actually, on the walk, we only got up irving st. and then we called mesonito on my cell, and we're like, so yeah, what did your mum say? hehehe, guess what? they found the letters! Keira, hold me! and they walked away from them... he doesnt know if they saw the lipstick marks on his neck... (hehehe, what happened there?!! hazy memories... ) whoa, anyways, that doll left his room in natural (and relieving) disorginization! good boy! what a doll! what a star! so we had him over... i dunno how he always ends up hanging with us... must have something to do with the fact that he can drive himself and has free time that i have called shotgun to. So we waltzed up the hill... and we all sing together!: mandy and some friends! there were only 3 of them! they waltzed right up the hill and then they trotted back down again! and when they're up they're up! and when they're down they're down! and when they're only half way up they're neither up nor down!!! Yes, awesome blast from the past! so we started talking about Better Off Dead, and then im like, uh, lets go home and watch it... but alas, my unhappy with me mum was home and wouldnt surrender the tv... so we sat on my kitchen floor... then in mesonito's car down by the park, then on the shed roof... but i got ahead of myself...

Act 7-

Am i touchy? im starting to suspect that i am... hmmm... *purses lips thoughtfully* whoever thought that playing with toothpicks could be so excellently fun? and you know what we discovered? i have a big mouth. hehehe, i know that that was a shocker! and then we locked mesonito out. it was sooo funny! midori climbs in the front seat, and turns on the motor, and he FREAKED! got down on his knees, groping at the window with the most memorable expression on... kinda the same if i had sat on a cactus and really really wanted some lemonade... LOL! anyways, midori steps on the gas and i tweaked out and abandoned ship but soon got back in... so tia had the wheel, and we were quickly going nowhere. member when he called me a pet girl? well i got all catty... and close... and asked him if i was tame... ;D hehe... answer? a freaked out, yes, very... lol! anyways, we relocated from the car to the toys where we proceded to shove tia down the slide, then mesonito down the slide... but not me! haha! i was in on (or should i say on top) of both of them so i guess that adds up... well, we missed curfew again, but not to bad consequences... just not good ones. mesonito snuck up the stairs, and got to see my the inside of my room... we did see his, so i guess it was fair... bleh. and it was probably the only time that him being over and my room actually being clean coincided. bleh. midori left, and then mesonito was like, well, i should probably leave... and then i crossed my eyes and looked at the fuzzy blue russian looking hat clinging haphazardly to my head... then i looked soulfully at him. he did leave... eventually... ;D

Credits-

Yes, i know, credits are new, but i left out a lot... and some of it being, mesonito lost his bet twice over... midori got a 85 on her chem test, i got a 67, but poor little mesonito got a 65... haha! beat you twice! yeah, i bit his neck. : ) midori spooned me... just kidding! she denies it anyways... oh, and mesonitos mum thinks that i have a 'thing' for him. a thing? what the heck? for mesonito? nah! sorry to dissapoint anyone, but you know what i mean... but why not midori? what the heck! aaaaah! and swissy, im so sorry that we didnt come back, i really wanted to!!! and thats the end, duh duh! later guys!